I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Are you ready for another comedic story from the life of AK? If so, you've stopped by at the right time!

When I woke up this morning, I didn't have anything particularly amusing going on in my life, and I definitely didn't have any humorous blogging material. But, of course, that's never the case for long in this Soap Opera life I live. It only takes moments to turn normal every day life into a big ball of crazy. Seriously, if I had a quarter for every time I say the phrase "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried" or "This could ONLY happen to me" I'd be a millionaire. Anyone want to start a piggy bank for me?

My sister called this morning and started the conversation with "Real funny."
I'm obviously confused.
She says "If you want to mess with me you should really not put I'm AK in your profile."
I'm even MORE confused and she wouldn't tell me what she was talking about so I hung up since I was aggravated at her lack of information. {I swear, we'd make millions on television.}
Later, I texted her and this was how the conversation went:

 


This HAS to be some kind of joke! There's no way that someone seriously made a dating profile on Plenty of Fish and used some of my information...including my name! What are these people thinking? Again, this could ONLY happen to me! I found the little creep and sure enough, he'd taken my profile and switched a couple of words and made a brand new profile. Thankfully, he doesn't have any pictures but he's still using my NAME. Why?! And what kind of "man" likes high heels? I can't even begin to understand. Where do all these crazy people come from?

My favorite part is that this thing messages my SISTER of all people! Perfect selection, dude. At least I now know that my name and love for high heels is being paraded around the interwebs as a male. Even thought I'm not sure how much good it will actually do, I did report it. I really just wanted to message him and talk about how much we have in common.
Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff if I tried. 

Happy Thursday! 

XoXo,

AK